Dear BBC,
On the way to work this morning I thought of some lyrics for the excellent TV show “The Apprentice”, with Alan Sugar. I wrote them down so as not to forget them.

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‘I am in a helicopter flying over Lon-don,
Can you see my helicopter it is over here,
Wake up in the morning, I’ll set you a task
If you fail the task I set, you will be fired.’
REPEAT
Regards,
Steve
I’ve tried singing along several times and I can’t make the words fit the music. :(