I hypothesise that the less money you have or the more debt you are in, the more the deliciousness of a coffee beverage increases. I did an experiment and here’s the graph of it:

The results are obvious. Queen Victoria is very rich and so her coffee would taste pretty awful.

Meanwhile another Vic, Sir Victor Blank, Chairman of Lloyds Banking Group who in my very limited understanding of the recession has MINUS A BILLION POUNDS, would have some very lovely coffee indeed!

Dear Steve. What data points from your own life have you used to posit this relation question mark. Thanks bye. Tom.
stop swearing on this website say eew this is horrible in stead of searing
Such terrible language. I am offended.
Regards,
Mrs. O. Ended.